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Wow, for the first time in a long while there are only women in here. Granted, it's a slow morning and there are only 4 people in here (including myself) but still, what a change from the creep fest. I've noticed that the women who come in usually are working on the word processors. Yesterday, I had to help a woman type up a child custody brief. talk about depressing.

I'm not saying that all men are creepy and all women are noble, it's just that I don't see women looking at porn all that much.

I have had my share of bitch on wheels female patrons. A few weeks ago, all the computers went down so there was nobody in the center except for me, a woman walks in with her 3 year-old son..(grandson?)finds out there are no computers available and proceeds to beat the crap out of this kid. First she hauls him off the ground by the arm and then she starts doing the threats-through-clenched-teeth routine. I'm standing there with my jaw on the ground and she picks the kid up by the jacket and backs him up against the wall. I heard his head smack against it. Sometime during this, the night guys walks in and the woman doesn't bat an eye. NG and I stare at each other and murmur things like, "What should we do?" and "I'm not calling the cops, you call the cops". Finally she stops beating her kid and says she wants a computer. After what she just did, I'm scared and like a wuss, I sign her up and flee the room.