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It's been raining non stop, I mean, it has actually been raining 24 hours a day for the last 8 days. Some of the branches have flooded basements... Mmmmm, wet books, delicious.

Anyway, the center is quiet today except for this totally creepy little blonde girl who is sitting by her mother, chanting "Fire, Fire" in a freaky whisper voice.

Wow, I just saw the most obvious mail order bride ever! This tubby redneck looking guy comes in and wants to get a computer for his wife. She is tiny, clad in white lace and denim, elaborate hair and gold nails. I ask her what her name is and in heavily accented english she says "Natalia..." then looks to her husband for tips on spelling her last name. I'm just saying, this dude did not have the, uh, old world style that his wife had, she looked like a mafia wife. He looked like, well, the kind of guy who would be interested in the kind of lady who is desperate to escape a crumbling, former eastern bloc country. hmmmm.

The things one sees.