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I was working last night when Night Guy came into my "work space" I could tell he was upset, he seemed agitated. He was on his break and wanted to blow off steam so we shit talked some regulars for a few minutes and then he told me that he'd just called security on a woman who was surfing porn. This is rare, mainly it's creepy looking dudes. So, I guess she put up a fuss so he printed the history and it was a veritable porn extravaganza. I was not there and looking up the porn that patrons get busted for makes me feel weird. Too much involvement. Anyway, NG seem genuinely rattled by the confrontation. I normally don't have to bounce people, but when I do, I'm always tempted to say from across the room:

"Carry Labsbere! Stop looking at porn or we will kick you out."

Luckily, patrons can't erase their histories so we have the shame to prove the shame, har, har